Saturday, July 24, 2010

John Metcalfe Publishing Trust

The John Metcalfe Publishing Trust exists to exalt John Metcalfe above all other preachers and teachers of scripture, and to protect his most holy name against all criticism and defamation.

The John Metcalfe group is a cultic group which cannot tolerate any dissent from the writings and old preaching tapes of his holiness Mr Metcalfe.

When his holiness Mr Metcalfe dies, he will be embalmed and placed in an airtight, glass coffin for his worshippers to revere. A holy relic, unblemished for all time.

When Metcalfe breathes his last breath, his followers will continue to listen to his dry, dead sermons on tape for all eternity.

Long live Mr John Metcalfe!!!